I found this to be funny:

http://www.cupped-expressions.net/cheese/quiz/

It is a quiz that intends to tell you what kind of cheese you would be. I took it and this was the result. I would be interested in knowing the results of other forum participants.

You are American cheese!

You are a smooth, lightly colored, square-shaped cheese. You are a classic simple cheese. You are cautious and practical and very down to earth.

American Cheese is smooth, with light, yellow or orange color. The cheese is usually cut into square slices and it does not separate when melted. It has a mild taste. [ Country: United States || Texture: semi-soft ]