A young man walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to work on TV, so the agent says "O.K., show me what you do". The young man tells some jokes, sings a song, does an acrobatic act, and impresses the agent.

"Great kid! Just great!" says the agent "I think I can get you a show on T.V. By the way, what's your name?"

The young man, proud and excited, exclaims "Penis Van Lesbian".

"'Excuse me?" questions the agent.

"My name is Penis Van Lesbian" again replies the young man.

"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian."

Well the young man is crestfallen but refuses to change his name, so he leaves to find another agent.

A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work? Have ya changed your name?"

With his head low, the young man replies "Yes. Every agent in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So I've changed it".

"Great kid, great! What's your new name?"

"Dick Van Dyke."